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Monday, October 8, 2007
Veritass
What a stupid name for a solicitors office - in Crosshills near Keighley submitted by Tim on his short stroll at lunchtime in between tea breaks at work.
Malcolm derived from the ancient Inca tribe name Moorcum means "short sausage". So its not such a stupid name for a bloke called Malcolm is it? Prof Windy Millar Nomenclature Institute for backater philanthropy
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Veritas means 'truth', so it's not such a stupid name for a solicitors is it really?
Dear Malcolm,
You're absolutely correct - unlike the solicitors who have spelt their own name incorrectly.
Best wishes,
WT.
Malcolm derived from the ancient Inca tribe name Moorcum means "short sausage". So its not such a stupid name for a bloke called Malcolm is it?
Prof Windy Millar
Nomenclature Institute for backater philanthropy
Dear Professor Millar,
I'm pretty sure you've made this up - what sort of academic institute granted you your Chair?
WT.
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