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Things Called Cock is the catalyst for many submissions across all it's various categories; however it's clear that "Things Nearly Called Cock" is heavily populated with a range of other amusing body parts. Hence, we are proud to invite submissions for our new venture. Send pictures of ass, tits and fanny to us at "thingscalledcock@hotmail.co.uk". Obviously, don't bother sending photos of the real thing - I've heard that these are already widely available elsewhere on the internet!
6 comments:
Thanks Tordoff...
I was particularly pleased with this capture. I was with Ian B the evening we made this discovery and at 12.45am the nun taught devout greek orthodox was still trying to remove the graffi-tity with his tongue. Fortunately a manningham lane miscreant was at hand the following morning with a full can of speedline to reinstate the artwork. Dont get me wrong- I love cock as much as the other man but I am becoming very drawn to this Tits, ass n fanny category.
Keep up the good work..Im off to see if there is a voluntary sector grant which will aid the empowerment of the ignorant en-mass in cocking.
Shaun
Dear Shaun,
The world is our oyster - what were the two of you doing hanging around Manningham? I've heard rumours that all is not as it should be in that area!
Keep cocking lads!
WT
We were just looking for the source of the whacking sound- to the rear
Of course you were. Tell that to the judge!
If its busting stress by whacking a tennis ball around a court, letting anxiety melt away in a yoga class or qualifying your 20mins of recommended exercise 3 times a week behind the Bradford Arms with one of the cities newest imigrants... a custodian of the law will only admire your firm ripe buttocks...sorry intention for the finer points in life- and issue you with a moderate if somewhat soapy sentence.
Peace Brother Cockers
Rt Hon Mustard Mount Highplank
Dear Highplank,
Clearly the voice of experience speaks volumes!
WT
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