Submitted by our newest and most enthusiastic recruit Sara (no "h" - fussy bugger) who had obviously either had a part in Phoenix Nights or had been to such a party herself for some reason.

Things Called Cock is the catalyst for many submissions across all it's various categories; however it's clear that "Things Nearly Called Cock" is heavily populated with a range of other amusing body parts. Hence, we are proud to invite submissions for our new venture. Send pictures of ass, tits and fanny to us at "thingscalledcock@hotmail.co.uk". Obviously, don't bother sending photos of the real thing - I've heard that these are already widely available elsewhere on the internet!

4 comments:
its Fanny Tackler! Ya Tit!
Dear anonymous,
Thanks for your quality control input on this one - I am prepared to concede your point after examining the photo - well done for having such a keen eye!
WT
Dearest Tordoff, as much as I would be quite chuffed to be known as the 'Cocker Collegue with Great Eye Sight' I must admit, that I saw on the telly it was 'Fanny Tackler' (as I took the photo! Doh!) So do not judge yourself harshly, it was an easy mistake!
Yours truly
Sara (new cocking, but enjoying it tremendously!)
Dear Sara,
There's no point trying to reingratiate yourself with me by admitting to your poor photographic skills, after your attempt to get me to publish prepositions instead of cocks. It is, however, tremendous to hear that you are enjoying your new status as a cocking colleague! It truly is the sport of royalty.....
Keep Cocking - by the way Tim seems to think that you have been knocking around Cockermouth recently - don't let any opportunities to capture a good cock pass you by!
WT
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